RIFF CENTRAL: SOMETIMES YOU ARE QUASIMOTO, BUT SOMETIMES YOU ARE MADLIB, WHILE OTHER TIMES YOU ARE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT. EXPLAIN
MADLIB: HA HA. WELL I DO MANY THINGS, SO I REQUIRE MANY ALIAS. QUASIMOTO IS MY ALTER EGO, IF YOU WILL, HE IS SORT OF LIKE THE MADLIB DEMON. BUT MADLIB, THAT'S JUST ME, MADLIB
RIFF CENTRAL: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST NAME YOUR MADLIB DEMON 'MADLIB DEMON'
MADLIB: BECAUSE IT'S NAMED QUASIMOTO
RIFF CENTRAL: WHATEVER IT'S NOT IMPORTANT ANYWAYY. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR OTHER ALIAS, MOST SPECIFICALLY THE AFOREMENTIONED PIECE OF SHIT ONE
MADLIB: YESTERDAYS NEW QUINTET?
RIFF CENTRAL: EVERYONE'S ENTITLED TO HIS OWN OPINION
MADLIB: I LIKE TO THINK OF YESTERDAYS NEW QUINTET NOT AS A PIECE OF SHIT, BUT AS JUST THE WHOLE SHIT, YOU KNOW?
RIFF CENTRAL: SO IT'S JUST SHITTY
MADLIB: NO IT'S AWESOME
RIFF CENTRAL: LIKE SHITTY JAZZ
MADLIB: CORRECT
RIFF CENTRAL: WHEN PEOPLE ASK TO INTERVIEW QUASIMOTO, HOW DO YOU PULL THAT OFF
MADLIB: WELL JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND HERE. OK. HEY IT'S ME QUASIMOTO! HOW'S IT GOING! I HAVE A CRAZY VOCIE!
RIFF CENTRAL: SO BASICALLY THE QUASIMOTO VOICE IS JUST YOU SITTING AWKWARDLY ON YOUR THUMB, MAKING REALLY ANNOYING NOISES WITH YOUR FACE, THEN PUTTING YOUR THUMB UP TO YOUR NOSE TO SMELL YOUR OWN FECES
MADLIB: IT'S NOT ALWAYS MY THUMB BUT YES
RIFF CENTRAL: AFTER BEING QUASIMOTO DO YOU TAKE A SECOND TO WASH YOUR HANDS
MADLIB: WELL THAT'S TRICKY,, YOU SEE, BECAUSE
RIFF CENTRAL: THERE'S NOTHING REMOTELY TRICKY ABOUT THIS
MADLIB: NO, IT REALLY GETS WEIRD BECAUSE I'M LIKE
RIFF CENTRAL: OK I GET IT. YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO USE ANTIBACTERIAL SOAP BECAUSE BY DELIVERING LOW-LEVEL ANTIBIOTICS TO BACTERIA ON YOUR HAND, YOU ACCELERATE THE RATE AT WHICH BACTERIA GROW RESISTANT TO ANTIBIOTICS
MADLIB: NO IT'S
RIFF CENTRAL: IT'S STUPID, MADLIB. IT'S OLD OLD NEWS, AND IT'S STUPID. WASH YOUR HANDS.
MADLIB:
RIFF CENTRAL: OK LAST QUESTION, AND THIS IS OPEN ENDED. SOME PEOPLE TAKE YEARS TO MAKE ALBUMS. WHEREAS YOU MAKE THEM ALL THE TIME. HOW MANY ALBUMS HAVE YOU MADE IN THE COURSE OF THIS INTERVIEW
MADLIB: FIVE RECORDS
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